★ About ★

Satriale's Pork Store aims to be the hub for all things Sopranos culture & memes, funneled into one community memecoin, $GABAGOOL. Beyond being the greatest show ever made, the Sopranos world aged to also be one of the most meme-able ecosystems across the entire internet. Satriale's Pork Store encompasses the core of the Sopranos world, where the crew spent all of their days. $GABAGOOL summarizes the entire culture, theme, and story in one word.

Memecoins used to be authentic and funny, naturally pulling together aligned communities and giving them a shared incentive. The over-saturation of tokens led to hyper-rotation, infinite pump & dumps, KOL's violating their followers, and zero conviction. More recently lessons can actually be taken from the evolution of shitcoins. It is possible for a good actor to:

• Partially control supply, airdropping to improve distribution
• Route fees to holders
• Incentivize buying over selling, making the token deflationary
• Build an authentic community around a genuinely funny and viral theme
• Add real products & utility later to a large & successful holder base

All of the above are just bonuses if a deployer understands the game and chooses to go above & beyond. The recipe for a successful memecoin is ALWAYS a distributed holder base, with a long term time horizon, who genuinely find the meme hilarious, who are willing to bagwork, and who have chosen to believe in something.

The job of Satriale's Pork Store is to make that easy for holders. Go forth and $GABAGOOL post.

Gabagool Finance — coming soon.

★ Initial Distribution / Tokenomics ★

Here's the initial breakdown of the $GABAGOOL supply, airdrops, vesting schedule, routed fees, and more relevant token info for holders.

Initial Supply Breakdown

Supply	Method	Recipient	When
1%	Airdrop	@blknoiz	08/05/26
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Fee Routing

Source	Amount	Recipient
Creator Fees (pump.fun)
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Sell Tax

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